The Brainless

Many times, and interesting tale
Involves a hero who is bright as a snail.
For, if our dashing youth were smart,
The story wouldn't make it past the first part.

So, bumbling, he goes, into the fray,
And we sit and watch and sigh away.
Keep this in mind, while in your strife:
This hero is a slice of life.

IRL, we see events ring
When people do the dumbest things.
"What were they thinking? Were they drunk!?
Did somebody replace their brain with a stone chunk?"

At least, we can both be glad
That the each other's brain's not so bad,
And when the time is right, we can do our part,
And only contribute to things that are smart.