Breakmas

Ring the bells,
If you're feeling s'wells.
Jingle chimes,
And wrangle mimes!

It's the time of year
When friends and family are near,
And when grinches and scrooges
Find that if they don't alter their ways, they loses.

And yes! At last,
A feast! Repast!
And while everything's closed,
You don't have to go into work, which is good, I supposed.

So bang the clangor,
And clang in Bangor,
And let the winter snow.
It comes around once a year, but soon, it has to go!