How Sweet

If you ask me, my wife is so sweet;
How, you ask? She's got more sugar than a sugar beet.
She's much sweeter than the sweetest meat,
And she attracts fewer flies than extra-strength DEET.

Were she a shipping line, she'd have the best fleet.
Her living space is always tidy and neat.
She's got the loveliest two feet,
I notice as she walks down the street.

If my heart were a bird, it would go tweet, tweet, tweet,
When she comes around; What a treat!
Her beauty knocks me to my seat.
Being with her makes me feel elite.

My love for her is not discreet,
'Cause she makes my heart replete.
It's quite amazing: such a feat:
I'm complete.