The Two Bandits

The bandits sneak up to the bag,
Their masks covering their eyes with a black flag;
They find in the bag a great treasure
Meant for their eating pleasure.

The bag, it tears, and the bandits see
A bounty of food, and it's all for free!
It's hard to believe, it's hard to debunk,
That someone would just get rid of this junk!

So, they gather up their spoils,
Before being spoiled by their toils,
And they do one more careful sweep.
They tread very quietly, 'cause everyone's asleep.

Then the pair of bandits hurry into the night,
And enjoy their feast, as the duo might.
They left the scene messy, a move quite rash,
But, then again, so is not disposing of your trash.