The Mutant is Healthy

"The mutant is healthy,"
The doctor will say.
And for that word of sooth,
You'll still have to pay.

I wish that my health, though
Could extend quite beyond,
And into other aspects
Of which I am fond.

Temperance, it's best said,
Should be the pinnacle of control,
Or else you may transform
Into a hideous troll.

And this troll, whose diet
Does not consist of goat
Will leave you stranded
In a lonely ocean on a boat.