Solicrude

When you got your favorite dude,
You don't need to worry about solitude.
And when lonliness makes you really down,
You've got me to invert that frown.

Don't worry yourself about being alone,
'Cause even when I'm not around, I have a phone.
Fear not, 'cause I'm not fair weather,
And I really do so enjoy being together.

One may be a lonely number, it's true,
Which is why I'm glad that you and me are two.
But at the same time, you can say we're one.
We're a paradox when mathematicians run.

So if you feel that you're by yourself,
And you need somebody to kind you,
Well, put that sorrow on the back of the shelf,
And take a peek behind you.