A Crazy World

Could you imagine a world
Where house cats were the size of tigers?
Or if radiation wasn't detected
With counters called Geigers?

Or if the sky was red,
Or the sun was black?
Could you imagine
If a queue was a stack?

Or imagine if you will,
The crazy sort of world
Devoid of soft-serve ice cream
With the top all swirled.

But don't ever imagine
such a place:
Where I didn't love my wife.
Because such a world could never be the case.