The First Bank of My Heart

If you're an investor looking for a return,
And don't want your investment to go belly up,
Well, then look no further than this bank whose practices are stern,
And who never loses the money flowing into its cup.

It's the first bank of my heart,
And Amber holds the key
To unlock that big old vault
To keep safe my money.

Never does she need a bailout plan,
Or a golden parachute to save her neck,
Because the investment is the love of her man,
And the returns are emotional, unable to be valued on a check.

So if you're scared of losing your money,
Or not being FDIC insured,
Just give all your savings to my honey,
And your woes will all be cured.