I'm Really Sorry That You're Bored

We don't have DTV, or a lot of money,
So we can't watch our shows or buy our honey,
And I don't know how to juggle swords.
I'm really sorry that you're bored.

We can't go out, because of the cat,
If she's in her cage all day, she'll probably get fat,
Or get scare out of her gourd.
I'm really sorry that you're bored.

We can put on a movie and start to watch,
But we can't navigate the menu a notch.
A new remote we can't yet afford.
I'm really sorry that you're bored.

We can make a nice meal with the things we have,
Or you could take a long, relaxing bath,
Or do macrame with assorted lengths of cord.
I'm really sorry that you're bored.