The Voyage

If ever a time for joy was at hand,
We'd get it right now, Tea-Vo! On Demand!
We have many things to celebrate,
And of these things, one should be great.

The journey it self is over seas,
And may be a trial avoided by Maccabees.
Or Heracles, as he may not be able
To deliver a parcel after cleaning a stable.

When it arrives, with a stopover in customs
(Which exist due to illegal wares, to bust 'ems),
It lands at your door or in your hands,
And at the end of the wait, they've met your demands.

I come home, and the floor is a-littered
With Korean newspapers and ecstatic kitters
And my wife, sweet Amber, has no reason to bawl,
As now she has possession of another little doll.