Why I Never!

I never buy you flowers anymore,
And it's not because I don't love you.
It's because those flowers, well, they die,
And I don't want you to die too.

I never buy you candy anymore,
And it's not because I'm gruff,
But it's because I know already
That you're plenty sweet enough.

I never get you kittens anymore,
Even though they may be cute,
'Cause I know a kitten's looks
Could never compete with my beaut.

I never write you songs anymore,
And the reason for that is plain:
'Cause there isn't any better song
Than for me to say your name.