The Goblin

There's this goblin, you see,
And he follows us around,
And he's always trying to do stuff
That just gets us down.

Well, like, this morning,
When my tire was flat,
Or every time we have
To clean up after a cat.

That goblin's responsible
For all our misery and pain,
And I'm just glad we're so strong,
And able to stay sane.

But I want you to know this:
Every time the goblin strikes,
I'll make everything all better;
Something the goblin doesn't like.