Grade-A[mber]

There are some folks that sacrifice quality for cost,
But on my sweet Amber, that philosophy is lost.
Amber's never the kind of person to cut corners,
And she'd give her greatest wail if she were among professional mourners.

If she were a chef, you'd never find
A lack of meat and an abundance of rind.
She'd make sure that your candies were sweetened with the best
Sugar, and always avoid the questionable HFCS.

And if she painted room instead of art,
There wouldn't be drips on the carpeted part,
Nor would there be bubbles and painted over bumps,
'Cause she'd sand the old paint off so the place wouldn't be the dumps.

And if Amber ruled the land, you would never find
A government body or a big business allowed to be unkind
To all the people who pay their wages: customers.
They would learn to have better values, those close to hers.