A Technical Marvel!

It's often thought that cats are tidy,
But when they're not, I'm feeling hidey.
And I'm ever thankful for my honey bean
Who helps to keep those felines clean.

And at times our minimal wages
May send lesser folk into fits of rages,
I've got my own financial planning star
Who helps make every last cent go far.

If the days are rather bleary,
Or else if I'm feeling somewhat dreary,
I don't need to traverse stodgy halls,
'Cause I got fine art on my walls.

And I'll tell you now, I don't need a calendar,
'Cause I got something better: a gal, and her
Ability to keep me always on track,
And to ensure my schedule's lack of lack.

I have this and more, you know,
'Cause I got Amber 1.0.